Your Windows 7 Launch party – ‘Totally!’

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windows 7 launch partyIt’s nearly time.. Windows 7 is gonna be rockin’ your PC’s come October 22nd – and hey, why don’t you ‘totally’ have a fun party to celebrate? Invite your close friends along for some food & drink, hang some balloons and show off your ‘totally’ new Windows 7 programs? You can download and print off guide notes on just how to make your Launch Party a super success and get your guests totally involved when you show them all the fun programs in Windows 7.

Hey, why not get ‘Chip’ to upload some of his images and edit them for all to see.. You know how he loves to do that! Also, impress everyone when you give them their Windows 7 ‘party pack’. These contain some great, fun ‘bonus activities’, but be careful ‘n make sure you’ve got the right ‘devices’ on hand to enjoy them. Heck, they may be so totally blown away they may even spill their drinks all over your Vaio Laptop sat on the food preparation surface.. Gee, that would be so cool, right?!

Erm, I doubt it, but hey, this is ‘Stepford’ style middle America and here’s the video to tell you like it is. Get ultra-wooden automaton actors covering four major stereotypes (Black African American, nerdy White Caucasian in glasses, silver haired retired Lady, and ex-cheerleader, apple pie ‘Mom’) then add the most cringeworthy, nausea-inducing dialogue between them, and you’ve got the funniest video on YouTube right now.

Remember, when you have a break in your day, put down your musical instrument and stop playing with those sexy software synths,  maybe grab a coffee and perhaps check out something so mind-numbingly banal that it clears your head like a dose of Andrews liver salts.. Thus, you can then get back to the real world where creativity thrives and people like this don’t really exist….. Or do they?

About Paul Dakeyne

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Paul Dakeyne is a DJ/Producer who has dedicated the past two decades of his life to dance music production and DJ'ing. For six years, he toured globally for the world famous Ministry of Sound and has played DJ sets for the likes of U2 and for the legendary, Kraftwerk, Although remixing around 250 records in his career, as an artist in his own right, Paul landed one of dance music's seminal crossover moments with his "18 Strings' monster hit by Tinman - scoring a UK top ten in 1994. He also co-wrote and produced the music for BBC's Watchdog and Crimewatch when they were both revamped in 2001 and '06 respectively. His other career highlights have included an A&R stint for Mercury Records, lecturing in 'DJ culture and music technology' and creating mash-up mixes for Radio 1's, Chris Moyles. Paul joined the DV group in 2003 leading to his role as blog and feature author here at the DV Mag.

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